TheChandler & Vane Register

A Weekly Compendium of Mechanical Novelty, Domestic Improvement & Curious Report

From the Workshop

The Escapement Reconsidered

Seventeen winters have passed since the Fenwick Yard workshop first set a detent escapement into a domestic mantel case, and the objection raised then is the objection raised now: that delicacy has no business in a parlour. We have never accepted this. A mechanism that keeps honest time in a ship's cabin will keep honest time above a coal fire, provided the maker respects the metal.

Our correspondent in Sheffield reports a variance of four seconds across a fortnight in the Number Nine movement — a figure we publish plainly because we intend to better it before Michaelmas.

Fig. I. — The Number Nine detent, shown three-quarters, drawn from the bench by Miss H. Vane.

Upon the matter of oils, we continue to prefer refined neat's-foot over the mineral compounds now advertised so freely in the London papers. The mineral holds its body in July and fails you in January; the animal oil is the reverse, and the reverse is the lesser sin.

Subscribers wishing to inspect the bench may present this page at the Yard gate on any Thursday between ten and four o'clock.

The Leading Article

On the Ornament of Useful Things

Wherein the Editor argues that decoration is not the enemy of function, but its manners — and that a plain thing may be rude as easily as a carved one may be honest.

There is a fashion abroad this season for the unadorned. Cabinetmakers strip their mouldings, printers strip their borders, and a gentleman of our acquaintance has lately removed every fillet from the frontage of a perfectly agreeable bank. We are told this is progress. We are told the ornament was a lie told by the joiner to conceal a poor joint.

We answer that a poor joint is concealed just as readily by a flat surface, and rather more successfully, since nobody thinks to look. The ornament, properly used, does not hide the construction — it announces it. The bead marks where two boards meet. The double rule marks where one argument ends and another begins. Strip these away and you have not achieved honesty; you have achieved silence, and silence in a printed page is merely the reader's confusion made economical.

Consider the humble rule. A single hairline says: pause. A double rule says: this matter is concluded. A rule with a fleuron at its centre says: what follows is of a different order altogether. Three marks, three meanings, and no word spent. The compositor who knows them commands a vocabulary the plain-setter has thrown into the melting pot.

Our own pages are set in five sizes of type and no more, and every one of those sizes is doing work. The kicker is smaller than the byline because it is read first and remembered least. The deck is italic because it speaks in the Editor's voice rather than the reporter's. These are not flourishes. They are the grammar of the page, and a page without grammar must be read twice.

To the correspondent from Leeds who writes that our borders cost him a shilling in candles: we reply that he has read us for eleven years and has yet to write to us about anything we printed inside them.

The question, then, is not whether to decorate but whether the decoration is load-bearing. Ours is. Remove a rule from this column and the eye falls through three paragraphs before it finds purchase. That is the whole of our argument, and we shall not make it again until next season.

Article the Third

A Compendium of Notices

I.The Yard Bell
Struck at six and again at two. Apprentices arriving after the second stroke forfeit the morning allowance of tea, a rule instituted in 1871 and honoured in the breach ever since.
II.Brass Stock
A consignment of drawn brass rod, three gauges, arrives by canal on the fourteenth. Subscribers holding standing orders will be served before the counter trade, as is customary.
III.Missing Plate
The engraved plate for Figure IV of last week's number was mislaid between the Yard and the printer. Any person returning it to the counter shall receive a year's subscription at no charge.
IV.The Reading Room
Opens Tuesday and Friday, seven until nine in the evening. Back numbers to Volume XXX are bound and shelved. Silence is expected; conversation is tolerated in the passage.
V.On Apprenticeship
Two places remain for the Michaelmas intake. Candidates should present a filed square block, worked by hand, true on all faces. No letter of introduction is required or read.
VI.Correction
In our notice of the Ashfield regulator we gave the beat as half-seconds. It is three-quarter seconds. The error was the Editor's and the apology is his also.

Article the Fourth

Prices at the Yard Gate

Quarter ending Midsummer · All figures in shillings & pence
No.ArticleGradeMichaelmasMidsummerVariance
01Detent movement, casedBench, first84/688/0+4.1%
02Mantel case, walnutFigured31/230/9−1.3%
03Brass rod, drawn3⁄16 gauge2/42/9+17.9%
04Neat's-foot oil, refinedTwice filtered1/81/80.0%
05Enamel dial, paintedRoman numeral12/013/6+12.5%
06Mainspring, temperedFenwick temper5/35/0−4.8%
07Copperplate ink, flaskStruck black0/90/90.0%

Article the Fifth

Correspondence & Rebuttal

I have carried the Number Nine through two winters at sea and one at Whitby, which is worse, and it has not once required my apology to a harbour master.
Capt. J. Ardsley · Barque Ivy Lorne · Whitby

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